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Scam Alert ELI9-o-meter 2 min read

Health Insurance Open Enrollment Scams

Every fall, health insurance shopping season brings fake navigators, too-good-to-be-true plans, and calls asking for your Medicare number. Here’s how to shop safely.

The phone rings. “Hi, I’m calling about your health coverage for next year. I can get you a plan for $29 a month with everything covered. I just need your Medicare number to check your eligibility.”

$29 a month sounds amazing. Which is exactly the problem.

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In plain English

The real health insurance marketplace is a store with one front door: HealthCare.gov or your state’s own marketplace site. Anyone calling you out of the blue with a “special deal” is selling out of the back of a van.

Why fall is scam season

Open enrollment is the window each year when you can sign up for or change your health plan. Medicare’s runs from mid October to early December, and the marketplace usually opens November 1. Lots of people are shopping at the same time, a little confused, and worried about cost. That’s a perfect setup for fakes.

What the scams look like

  • Fake “navigators” who charge you for help signing up. Real navigators are free.
  • Fake plans that cost almost nothing but cover almost nothing, or don’t exist at all.
  • Calls asking for your Medicare or Social Security number “to check eligibility” or “send your new card.”
  • Threats that you’ll lose coverage unless you act today.

How to shop safely

  • Go to the front door yourself. Type HealthCare.gov (or your state’s marketplace) into your browser, or call the number on your current insurance card or on Medicare.gov.
  • Medicare won’t call you out of the blue to ask for your number. Hang up.
  • Never pay for enrollment help. Free, trained helpers are available through the official sites.
  • If a plan sounds too cheap, look it up on the official marketplace before you give anyone anything.

Side note

“Sign up today or lose your coverage” is the oldest trick in the book. Real deadlines are posted on official sites weeks ahead. Urgency is the tell.

Too long, didn’t read

  • Fall enrollment season brings fake plans and fake helpers.
  • Real navigators are free, and Medicare doesn’t cold call.
  • Never give your Medicare or Social Security number to a caller.
  • Shop only through HealthCare.gov, your state site, or Medicare.gov.

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